hello :))

jackedoff:

turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy

(via bastille)

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mashup-central:

So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

(Source: mashup-central, via fake-mermaid)

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19 minutes ago

lameust:

broblerones:

"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"
image

 

(via bastille)

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Posted
20 minutes ago

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

(via fake-mermaid)

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24 minutes ago

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

me: image

(Source: terezipyropeisdead, via fake-mermaid)

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25 minutes ago
me to all my friends:YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself:you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
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26 minutes ago

dead-pendragon:

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

SOMEONE SAID IT

(via blooming-cactus)

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